Celebrate V-Day with an Excerpt
Gigantic
by Kristi Hancock
Gigantic. Seriously, gigantic. The biggest one
she’d ever seen.
“What do you think?” Teresa cocked her head for a better view as
she sought her best friend’s opinion.
“No. Way.” April shook her head. “Keep that thing away from me.”
“But it’s Valentine’s Day.”
“One more reason not to go to the emergency room.”
Teresa couldn’t contain the snort that shot out of her nose and
pointed a finger at her roomie. “Nice. Ladylike. It’s no wonder you don’t have
a date tonight.”
“Oh, please.” April rolled her eyes. “I’m still not sure how we
wound up dildo shopping.”
“We got in the car and drove here.”
“Speaking of which, what if someone recognizes my car.”
“Then we’ll have dirt on whoever it is, because the only people
here parked in the private parking lot – including us.” Teresa grabbed the
closed plastic package and shoved it at her friend. “If you’re so worried about
it, shop faster.”
April dropped the package with a shriek. “I told you to keep that
thing away from me.”
Teresa snatched it off the ground. “So, you don’t care for flesh
tone. Here’s one in pink. With rabbit ears. And it spins.”
April’s face turned brighter than the toy. “We should leave. Now.”
“Not until we buy something. We made a pact. We’re both getting
laid tonight, even if it’s with plastic and rubber.”
April’s jaw hit the ground as she stared past Teresa. “No…”
Their upstairs neighbors – their super-hot upstairs neighbors were
walking from the cash register to the door. Right toward Teresa and April.
Both tall and handsome, one dark with shaggy black hair and green
eyes, the other sporting unruly blond curls and blue eyes had stopped laughing
when they did a double-take at the women in their path. Then at what they held
in their hands. Specifically, one dildo molded after a porn star, and the neon
pink robotic dildo with more features than April could count. She wanted to
crawl under the carpet while Teresa burst out with laughter.
“Hello, ladies. Having fun?”
Teresa fought for composure while April studied the floor.
Responding with interspersed coughing and laughter, Teresa managed to get out,
“Meet our Valentine’s dates.”
April swatted at her with the bunny.
“We’re totally busted.” She shook her head. “Why not ‘fess up?”
“Because they’re guys,” April yelled in a stage whisper.
“Thanks for noticing,” the blond one replied with a wink and a
smile.
“Besides, they’re busted as much as we are. We’ve shown you ours.
Now show us what you’ve got in that black plastic bag.”
“I’ve got a better idea,” said Mr. Green Eyes. “How about you
finish shopping then head back to our place with us?”
This time Teresa started gawking and worked her mouth like a fish
before recovering. “What are you saying?”
His buddy leaned in and with a lowered voice concluded, “I think
he wants you to get something with a vibrator and watch our new DVD with us at
our place. I’m Eric, by the way.” He took her hand in his.
She spoke in a rough voice. “April.”
“I love your beautiful red curls, April.” He twirled a lock of her
hair around his index finger. “They’re made for a man to run his fingers
through.”
“They, um, get tangled a lot.”
“I bet they’re gorgeous either way.”
“Ahem.” Teresa cleared her throat. “Todd and I are ready to go
when you two are.” She snatched the box with the neon bunny from April and
shoved it on a shelf. “I’ve got everything we need right here.” She held up a
black bag too small for any of the dildos they’d been looking at. April didn’t
know whether to be relieved or mortified.
“Come on.” Eric grabbed her hand and pulled her out the door ahead
of the other couple.
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Have a very naughty Valentine's Day!
